Back in days of yore when men were men, nuclear power stations were run by ZX81s, fights between marauding gangs of C64 and Speccy owners threatened to almost break out and the most terrifying thing you could ever see on the TV was the text R: Tape Loading Error, 0:1, computer games were simpler. And cheaper. And more fun. And didn't need 18 certificates. So here's a small number of bits of clothing you can wear to remind yourself of those heady days... and get other 30-somethings nodding knowingly at your supergeek retro cool.